Ten Commandments

1. You shall have no other OS before me.


2. You shall not make for yourself any .jpg image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor server them. For I, the Lord of PC your OS, am a jealous OS, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My software.


3. You shall not take the name of your OS in vain, for the OS will not hold him guiltless who takes OS in vain.


4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord of PC your OS. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your sun server, nor your daughter process, nor your work server, nor your home server, nor your cable, nor your stranger who is within your firewall gates. For in six days the Lord of PC made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord of PC blessed the Sabbath day and hacked it.


5. Honor your Keyboard and your monitor, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord of your PC is giving you.

6. You shall not kill processes.


7. You shall not commit hackery.


8. You shall not steal internet.


9. You shall not bear false statements.


10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s machine; you shall not covet your neighbor’s WiFi, nor his work server, nor his home server, nor his OS, nor his Dongle, nor anything that is your neighbor’s."